Smile, Sparkle, Shine Miu Miu
Dear Santa,
I know this is a bit early seeing as September just started, but I’ve been a really, really, really, majorly good girl this year— for the most part. I just wanted to give you a heads up, because since my parents seem to think tropical vacations are good Christmas presents, you might want to ask those cute little elves of yours to start collecting lots of sequins and invest in a good pair of magnifying glasses because these Miu Miu pumps will be a bitch pain to embellish.
Scratch that, just save their poor eyes and buy the Miu Miu Paillette embellished pumps from Net-A-Porter.com, though I’m not sure if international delivery includes the north pole.
If in fact you do find it in your jolly, potentially-over-stressed-due-to-weigh-problems heart to put these Miu Miu pumps under my festively decorated palm tree, I promise to thank everyone who compliments me on them and juxtapose their diva flair with jeans and a cute top just to make people scratch their heads. Don’t worry though, I’m sure there will be an amazing New Year’s Eve party wherever I end up so I can them with an equally glam dress, though I can’t promise it will have sequins too— that might just be too much.
Oh, I also promise to leave you some piña colada or margarita, whichever you prefer, in a chilled glass and some insulin for all those cookies those other suckers little angles are going to leave you.
I’ll be waiting!
Chelsea Rae
p.s. It would be even better if you could just send these babies with the Great Pumpkin for halloween, though I’m not sure if shoes are covered in the ‘treat’ in trick or treat. If so, I might even throw in some rum balls and a nice hot toddy come December 25th.
