The Trollsen Are Over-Rated
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| PETA2 supporters protesting outside of the Influence book signing at a NYC Barnes & Noble. Photo Credit: NYMag.com |
Dear PETA and PETA2,
I don’t really get it. Why do you persist on bashing people like Anna Wintour and Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen about their furry attire. It seems to me like you’re wasting your time because I doubt they will change their fur loving ways anytime soon.
Your ‘Hairy-Kate and Trashley Trollsen’ campaign was funny when it came out earlier this year, but it’s slightly dated. They’ve topped your worst dressed list for as long as I can remember, and if it wasn’t frowned upon, I’m sure you’d gladly spatter them with red paint.
It may just be me, but all of your hate tactics just seem like a waste of time. Those who are against fur don’t need Olsen-bashing campaigns to change their opinion, and those who approve of wearing fur don’t care what you think.
Why waste the money?
Perhaps you should spend more money on your ‘Hottest Vegetarian’ award, of which the people I choose never win, or you could throw more money at celebrities that care and support your ideals, so the general public can gossip about their half-nude ads.
Maybe I’m missing the point, but as I understand it, we’re in a recession, so stop wasting your money.
Grosses Bises,
Chelsea Rae
