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Current Lusts:
* Dresses, dresses, and more dresses!
* The Doors (forever!)
* No-chip nails
This further cements my belief I need to watch Saturday Night Live religiously. How did I miss this?
I give you another representation of Jorma Taccone and Andy Samberg’s genius, “Jizz In My Pants”.
p.s. Don’t blare this ifyou’re in a public place— fair warning.
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I know, everyone’s talking about it— the new season of Project Runway is in full swing and there are so many unanswered questions. What was Jerry thinking in Episode 1? What the hell is Blayne trying to do with that whole Girlicious shit? Who the hell are these rag-tag designers, and why does Suede keep talking about Suede in the third-person? Who knew all models were drawn to the same disgusting, silk-blend, bronze-vomit fabric. Why is Natalie Portman so cute, who said it was cool to date cast mates (Wes and Daniel), and most of all who is the spoiler culprit?
I honestly don’t have the answers to any of the questions, except maybe the Natalie Portman one (because she has the best genetic luck ever).
I’m not going to hate on Blayne for trying to be like Christian, but the fact of the matter is even “FIERCE” is played out, so stop trying to have a catch phrase. Adding ‘-icious’ to the end of adjectives isn’t cool— thanks for playing though!
Suede, every time you say your name in the third person, I get confused because I think you’re talking about the fabric.
Wes and Daniel dating wasn’t really a shocker because I read it on Oh No They Didn’t the other day— bringing me to my biggest question.
Who’s spoiling the season for us losers who actually want to watch the show? Actually, I was dead set on not watching it, but then I didn’t have to go into work yesterday and realized PR was the only thing on, but I digress. I looked at that stupid chart of who gets kicked off on Gawker, and I was either too uninterested to care or too stupid to understand it. All those boxes just made my head hurt. Oh, and by the way, ITS ALL WRONG. Thanks for trying to ruin my Project Runway fun, but consider it says Wes won two challenges including yesterdays, a.k.a. the challenge that got him eliminated, I’d say you need to go back to psychic school. Miss Chleo’s more accurate than you are!
What are your thoughts on Project Runway Season 5? Rant. Rave. Give us a new word to replace Fierce.
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Remember Elyse Sewell, the super snarky girl from the first season of America’s Next Top Model? She pretty much hated on everyone and it was terribly amusing. Apparently she was dating Martin Crandall, the keyboardist/guitarist/bassist of indie rock band The Shins, and they got into a little tiff in their Sacramento, California hotel room while on their way “home from Albuquerque to Portland.”
According to The Modern Age, on January 4th they were at a hotel, he was drunk and started to beat her up. She bit him in self defense, and escaped to tell the hotel security. The cops arrived, and they both went to jail. Elyse was released after only staying the night, but Martin may or may not be still in the slammer with a bail of $25,000, ouch!
Over the weekend Elyse wrote her side of the story in her LiveJournal, but for personal and legal reasons made the entries private. The the article from The Modern Age noted that Elyse said the dispute allegedly started because “Elyse complained that Marty had left her with 3 suitcases and a bag of Del Taco food to haul up to the room all by herself.”
Both parties will be in court tomorrow, January 8th, for their hearing.
Lessons to learn, don’t argue with your inebriated boyfriend about Del Taco while at a Sacramento hotel, or anywhere else for that matter, stop being abusive, and stop putting your life on the web!
Who watched Project Runway on Wednesday night? ME!
Who only gained 5 points on their stupid ProRun fantasy team? Unfortunately, that was me too.
And, who was absolutely in love with the dress Victorya created? That was Sarah Jessica Parker, well, and me of course.
The dress totally fit the style of the Bitten line, and I loved the plaid, racerback vest. It’s something I could and would wear to school, out to dinner, or where ever I needed to go. I heard that the dress will cost $19.98 and will be offered in black and burgundy. The vest will only cost $14.98 and will come in black and gray. I also heard the pieces will be sold in Steve & Barry’s around the US as early as today.
The last bit of info makes me worried because today is Black Friday, and I wouldn’t leave the house to go shopping even if someone was giving me a million dollars. If it did come out today, that means it might be gone by the time I try to buy it. My only hope is the Steve & Barry’s around me is faulty, as usual, and don’t put out the items in time. If any brave soul happened to go out to Steve & Barry’s today, did you see the dress and vest? Just wondering.
Visit the Project Runway website on bravotv.com.
Why do I love Heidi Klum? Let me count the ways…
In the video she’s Heidi’s touching her boobs and talking about being nipplely. She also states the obvious by saying she has great knockers (her words not mine). This may also be a part of Victoria’s have-the-perfect-body secret, self-realization. If we all go around saying we have great knockers and talking about our nipples, we might all have bodies perfect enough that we too will be nicknamed “The Body”. Actually, I think this might have just been bloopers for part of the Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show commercial (the fashion show airs on Dec. 4), but its funny none the less.
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