The Project Runway Effect
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I know, everyone’s talking about it— the new season of Project Runway is in full swing and there are so many unanswered questions. What was Jerry thinking in Episode 1? What the hell is Blayne trying to do with that whole Girlicious shit? Who the hell are these rag-tag designers, and why does Suede keep talking about Suede in the third-person? Who knew all models were drawn to the same disgusting, silk-blend, bronze-vomit fabric. Why is Natalie Portman so cute, who said it was cool to date cast mates (Wes and Daniel), and most of all who is the spoiler culprit?
I honestly don’t have the answers to any of the questions, except maybe the Natalie Portman one (because she has the best genetic luck ever).
I’m not going to hate on Blayne for trying to be like Christian, but the fact of the matter is even “FIERCE” is played out, so stop trying to have a catch phrase. Adding ‘-icious’ to the end of adjectives isn’t cool— thanks for playing though!
Suede, every time you say your name in the third person, I get confused because I think you’re talking about the fabric.
Wes and Daniel dating wasn’t really a shocker because I read it on Oh No They Didn’t the other day— bringing me to my biggest question.
Who’s spoiling the season for us losers who actually want to watch the show? Actually, I was dead set on not watching it, but then I didn’t have to go into work yesterday and realized PR was the only thing on, but I digress. I looked at that stupid chart of who gets kicked off on Gawker, and I was either too uninterested to care or too stupid to understand it. All those boxes just made my head hurt. Oh, and by the way, ITS ALL WRONG. Thanks for trying to ruin my Project Runway fun, but consider it says Wes won two challenges including yesterdays, a.k.a. the challenge that got him eliminated, I’d say you need to go back to psychic school. Miss Chleo’s more accurate than you are!
What are your thoughts on Project Runway Season 5? Rant. Rave. Give us a new word to replace Fierce.


















Who watched Project Runway on Wednesday night? ME!
We’re giant Project Runway fans here at Pink Rock Candy. We tend to watch every episode the day it airs and then watch the enumerable marathons Bravo likes to throw at us every weekend. We probably love it just as much as America’s Next Top Model (yeah we compared the two, so shoot us). Project Runway is one of the reasons we feel November is the best month (I like it because my birthday’s on November 8th).



